Daybreakers Movie

Daybreakers has been out for a week but I have yet to see it. This vampire movie takes a new approach to the vampire-mania across the nation – it portrays a world where vampires are the majority and humans are the minority, hunted and farmed for blood. Enter power, corruption, and politics. Nix teen-angst, sparkles, […]

Vampire Movie Flashback – Blade Trinity

Ok, so maybe Blade Trinity wasn’t one of the best, but seriously you have to love Ryan Reynolds and his dry, witty comments, “I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy.” He cracks me up everytime, not to mention his interaction with […]

Hungry for more Intercourse with a Vampire?

You will remember my last post on the subject – the hilarious vampire parody that just makes you laugh so hard, it hurts – Intercourse with a Vampire. Well, get ready for more! Its talented, funny creator, Jake Fleisher, has just posted two new follow-up episodes. Get your New Moon anti-gas medicine here! Dating a […]

NEW MOON INTERVIEWS – Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

New Moon drops tomorrow, Friday November 20th! Check out my friend Brad Blanks’ (celebrity journalist extraordinaire) interview with every teen girl’s fantasy, Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen and his human love muffin, Kristin Stewart aka Bella Swan. Brad Blanks interview with Robert Pattinson. Surprise, surprise, he interviews way better than he acts! Brad Blanks interview […]

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody

“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.” Ok I have seriously got […]

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