NEW MOON INTERVIEWS – Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

New Moon drops tomorrow, Friday November 20th! Check out my friend Brad Blanks’ (celebrity journalist extraordinaire) interview with every teen girl’s fantasy, Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen and his human love muffin, Kristin Stewart aka Bella Swan. Brad Blanks interview with Robert Pattinson. Surprise, surprise, he interviews way better than he acts! Brad Blanks interview […]

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody

“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.” Ok I have seriously got […]

Intercourse with a Vampire – Episode 1

Holy cow! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Poking a little fun at True Blood‘s version of vampire sex, Twilight‘s ice-cold vampire bodies, and the towering mass of unruly “vampire-kind” hair made popular by Robert Pattinson….what’s not to love?! Ingenious! Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 Atom.com: Funny […]

New Moon – Jacob & the Wolf Pack

Hello hotness! Team Jacob away! I am actually excited to see this movie next month. In previous New Moon reviews, I’ve made my opinion about Edward, played by actor Robert Pattinson, pretty clear. I know I’m probably in the minority but he’s just not a good actor, even though yes, I agree that he’s cute […]

New Moon Movie Trailer

The new uber-long trailer for New Moon premiered at the VMAs last weekend, but if you missed it, you can see it in HD here. Definitely looks like Summit got a truck-load more money to fund this installment of the Twilight series so I’m hoping for great things. Not sure if more money will ever […]