Ok, so maybe Blade Trinity wasn’t one of the best, but seriously you have to love Ryan Reynolds and his dry, witty comments, “I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy.” He cracks me up everytime, not to mention his interaction with Parker Posey, “Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.”
Blade Trinity was nothing like its two predecessors, but overall I enjoyed it for mindless, vampire-filled entertainment. And yes, complete with FANGS and BLOOD. Hooray!
I’m only posting about this because I watched it right after I went to see New Moon (check out my review), and it was cathartic. I needed blood, guts, and fangs. I needed “real” vampires. And I got them, even if they were bad ones. So the moral of this story is that some things are good for something. Or maybe, the sad fact is that every not-so-good vampire movie ever made will get better after watching any one of the Twilight movies.
Take back your fangs, I say!