“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.” Ok I have seriously got […]
Episode of the chipmunk vampire. Ok, just kidding, I actually liked Lexi – she was quite spunky and sassy in her own way. And I LOVED how she was with Damon. Thought it sucked that they staked her. Damon, Damon, Damon – what shall we do with you? Just when I was falling for your […]
Loved this episode! Damon by far is my favorite because not only is he smoking hot and sexy, but his biting wit just keeps getting better and better. I laughed out loud when he calls Stefan “Count Deepak.” Hilarious! I thought that Vicky made things a lot more interesting in this episode, and the bite […]
Holy cow! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Poking a little fun at True Blood‘s version of vampire sex, Twilight‘s ice-cold vampire bodies, and the towering mass of unruly “vampire-kind” hair made popular by Robert Pattinson….what’s not to love?! Ingenious! Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 Atom.com: Funny […]
Hello hotness! Team Jacob away! I am actually excited to see this movie next month. In previous New Moon reviews, I’ve made my opinion about Edward, played by actor Robert Pattinson, pretty clear. I know I’m probably in the minority but he’s just not a good actor, even though yes, I agree that he’s cute […]
Well, well, well. Houston we have lift off. I know I am a couple days late, but what a great episode! Love the angst between Elena and Stefan, and Damon just gets better and better. His “devil-may-care” attitude makes me laugh, and you just have to love his dry sense of humor – “I’m getting […]