Nightlight – A Twilight Parody

“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.” Ok I have seriously got […]

Intercourse with a Vampire – Episode 1

Holy cow! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Poking a little fun at True Blood‘s version of vampire sex, Twilight‘s ice-cold vampire bodies, and the towering mass of unruly “vampire-kind” hair made popular by Robert Pattinson….what’s not to love?! Ingenious! Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 Atom.com: Funny […]

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