The Walking Dead and Existential Crazy Thoughts

So I’m not dead, and I’m not about to go try to turn myself into a zombie, if that’s what you’re thinking. Zombies are gross … picking apart guts and gore from the living, all half-rotted and disgusting. I’d become a vampire first if I had to live off humans. Here’s the thing–I hate zombies. […]

Zombieland Review – Nut Up or Shut Up!

Columbus’ Top 4 Rules for Surviving Zombieland 01. Cardio (be fit; the fat guys get eaten first) 02. Beware of Bathrooms (zombies go for easy prey) 03. Seatbelts (self-explanatory) 04. Double Tap (always shoot or hit a zombie a second time just to make sure they’re really dead. Again.) Zombieland definitely lived up to its […]