Vampire Diaries: BLOODLINES – Damon is Back!

And the Vampire Diaries are BACK! Damon and his sexy smart mouth are BACK!! Let me open this post with a very “Damonesque” line – “It’s not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.”

Gotta love this guy even though he is a stone cold killer. Talk about breaking your ex-girlfriend’s heart, um, I mean literally ripping it out of her chest! Well I guess she did try to kill him.

Elena still totally melodramatic so that hasn’t changed much. And Stefan, our dark knight in shining armor, who announces with a brooding frown that he saved her from her parents’ accident and has been watching her ever since. Stalk much, Stefan? Only thing I really didn’t like so much was the contrived bombshell “Elena, you were adopted” to explain why she looks so much like Katherine. Just felt too predictable for me.

I also thought Elena drinking herself into oblivion…oh wait, her tolerance level was that of a 300 pound man…but anyway I thought it was going to end up into something a little more fun. Boo.

Still I just think about Damon and I can’t help a little smile. “Vampires can’t procreate but we like to try.” Hilarious.

Can’t wait to see what Alaric’s planning! Looks like Damon is in for some big trouble…